WitchTok is a Delusional Dumpster Fire. I Deleted TikTok

There is an ongoing epidemic of absolute delusion happening within the WitchTok section of social media. It is a bunch of childish, self-proclaimed magical experts who learned everything they know from a thirty-second video clip and now want to lecture the rest of the world like they personally invented the craft while actively treating real practitioners like an open toilet.

TikTok is filled with so much witchcraft misinformation. It is a cesspool of spiritual "influencers" wearing cheap, mass-produced rings, waving smoky sticks around, and teaching spells while telling people to burn papers without having a fire safety disclaimer. They speak with the unearned confidence of a toddler who scribbled on the wall with what they found in their diaper and thinks they painted a Picasso.

The comedy lies in the people who follow this gibberish and actually purchase from these accounts. These unteachable, stubborn, know-it-all creators have successfully convinced an army of vulnerable, struggling, wounded, hurting, fragile people that they can solve their entire life's problems by buying a $45 piece of broken glass that someone claimed was "charged under a blood moon."

You cannot scroll for two minutes without seeing some twenty-year-old creator in a bedroom with a moon wall tapestry and tangled fairy lights telling millions of people that experiencing a minor inconvenience means they are under a generational curse. Got a flat tire? Someone ooga-booga’d and threw a hex on you, so buy my spiritual bath. Forgot your keys? It is a psychic attack; I will do a protection ritual for four hundred dollars. Missed your bus? The universe is testing your alignment; pay me for a reading. Accountability and the fact that life is lifing do not pull in millions of views, but fear tactics do.

The entire parasitic, grifting ecosystem thrives on cheap performance art. People are literally sitting in front of ring lights, reading basic paragraphs straight out of a Witchpedia entry they skimmed five minutes prior, and presenting it as ancient, hidden lineage secrets. If you try to gently point out a factual error or offer an actual piece of historical context in the comment section, the herd immediately turns into a digital courtroom with gem-encrusted athames used as gavels. They do not want context or history. They want the aesthetic, and they want to be told that they are special without doing a single second of real, actual work.

These bargain-bin spiritual influencers are running a giant, synchronized hustle, and the beat-down crowds are happily funding it. They will defend these creators to the death while opening their wallets for mass-produced fake crystals and low-quality sprays that probably came from the exact same warehouse that was on the news for having mutant rats in it.

Deleting the app was the easiest choice I have ever made. I would rather sit in the woods and take banjo lessons while fighting off bears than spend another minute wasting my time on that stupid crap.

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